(Photo via Wikimedia Commons) On Tuesday night, Student Entertainment Events hosted its virtual Homecoming Comedy Show featuring Hasan Minhaj. Americans hit on the arm and bruise the body. And Im out here stealing her bike? I love that so much. I dont deserve this. And I know the older generation doesnt like those jokes. So I tell him the prom story. Want to audition for The Daily Show? Thats not a question. Thats Tinder with no photos. I need that girl in my life. In a relationship with I click it. Im trying to talk to somebody! Thats how we would communicate. A lot of time. LA, Chicago, New York? I was like, Nah, son. Compromise? I was like, Its about to go down. Everybodys afraid of everybody. When is she coming back? Its not like a broken condom where youre like, Im in! [laughter] Eight years. Take it. But then I realized, wait, hold on. Its Jewish Yoda. I would love to meet up. Shes like, Yeah, lets meet up. And I go from LA to New York, direct flight. Its a generational thing. So you could pick the door handle for the bathroom. [laughter] And I was like, Why dont you have me pick out the toilet? Youre doing comedy now. Were sitting on my living room table. How many times do we complain about racism in our community? Put your Rajesh in my Rengatramanajananam. I was like, Stop it. So my dad marries my mom, they come to the States, they have me, in Davis, California, but my mom has to go back to India to finish up med school. Im not proud and no one is proud. Alright, maybe I didnt cure it, but everyone has a purpose. Streaming Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King (2017) sub indo. His story may be different than yours, but were all here together in, as Minhaj describes it, this fair and lovely world., Homecoming King Can you write another? No, I cant. We sit down. The British are going to talk shit about us. Ive got to go back to LA. Well, Ill see you Monday, right? I was like, Why? Well, you work here. But we had those first secrets. Because of my sister. Your email address will not be published. I've identified my statements in . I get a call. Br0wn Mr Miyagi, just, like, not saying a word. Its all about location. Who gives a fuck? Hello, headliner. I want to be a family. I bet you, when Mahatma Gandhi told his parents he was going to liberate India, even they were like, Log kya kahenge! He has a little kid and Im not making his life any easier. Thats the nicest Ive ever been dressed, playing Mario Kart. Patriot Act. Youre not funny. Look, Mom, Dad, lets just be real. Homecoming King was filmed in Minhajs hometown of Davis, California, the perfect venue for Minhaj to recount his real life experiences in a compelling story of family, relationships, race, identity, forgiveness, and the American Dream. The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer. Yeah! Say it. A car almost hits me. Theyre like, Oh, this is a cartoon Ganesh. I couldnt believe it. By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and The fobbiest thing ever. I look at my dad, like, If this is the last time I see my dad Im saying goodbye to a person I barely even know. And Im waiting, hoping that he comes out of surgery okay. He says, Hug her. You brought her out like Maury for immigrants. Hasan, you are the brother. Im like, No, no! She was breakdancing, and Im like, Who the fuck are you? You dont know me? Ive no idea who you are. I hated that br0wn girl so much. [panting] Alright, go. Someone whos not in our tribe. Hes 12 years old. What? Thank you for the opportunity. I tucked that turtle head back in my butt. Youre never going to get married. And Im standing there on that doorstep. Popping out of your mom is like real estate. I was like, Oh, shit! I cant say anything. And he has all this scruff on his face. Its all coming at this girl. They love them. "The King's Jester" reps the second stand-up comedy special that Minhaj has produced and starred in. I was like, Yeah, you know, I decided not to go. [laughter] Youre not Liam Neeson. Were auditioning. But my mom, shes very controlling. Its a big deal. Were doing integrals. Everyone sees it. Minus all the unconditional love. To which she replies, I know! This is what I do. You know what the shitty part is? Because you guys are at home, just swiping for love, and complaining. In a weird way that brings us together, and we have to do everything together. Is Hasan there? What you want, Alice? I was like, Im going to die a virgin. Im in Geometry with Hasan. And it always sucks. Im scaling down the side of my roof, scraping my knees. I should kill myself. People say, Wheres Bobby Jindal from? Thats where he comes from. Um Nobody Nobody has ever asked me that before.. You werent the same for me, fine. Im, like, Maybe this is bigger than me. His Netflix show Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj won two Peabody Awards and two Webby Awards . Hasan Minhaj, 4.3 GPA, kissed a white girl. What an amazing way to go. I can be an Indian ghostbuster. I put on a Salwar Kameez. Im signing this piece of paper and looking at him, and I feel like Im signing a death certificate. Rajesh Rengatramanajanana She is dating an Indian dude, and this dude is Indian as fuck. Damn! Kids start getting dates. Muslims are like, No statues! So Im telling him stories about my life, hes telling me stories about his. I was like, Oh, I live in LA. Im supposed to be her big brother, help her navigate the American dream and protect her. Not your typical stand up special, But special nonetheless! Life is tough and sometimes you dont know what youre doing. Lets see what the internet is saying about me. Oh, they made it! Mrs Reed opens the door. Walk in there and just own it. And I honestly dont know who is more right. Weve got customers. Dad, your favorite color? Stanford! What? Because I dont give a fuck about any of my single friends. Dont be tacky. Hasan Minhaj in 2016. So I was wondering, will you go to prom with me?, I was like, Yes, my white princess. As soon as I said that, I was like, No! I had bitten off more than I could chew. August 11th, 1993. And, like, Seema was that chick, you guys. So the first eight years, it was just me and my dad. Gotham Comedy Club, New York City. My life is definitive proof that once you go br0wn, youve got to lock that shit down. I cured it. 2:27. Meanwhile, I I didnt go to grad school. God is laughing at me. Youve got cards to play. Im livid. And Muslims, we dont eat pork. Please dont say anything. She looks up from her book, and shes like, You know what? Every single br0wn mother makes your daughter quinceaera dress, chop cuts. Made for a better tweet though. Its not traditional standup comedy, but Minhaj still expertly sets up jokes and calls back to many of them throughout the show. camasunary fishing lodge; crookston, mn obituaries I run to the club, jump on stage I dont even know what I said. with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. Im livid. I saw her in the sandbox. And then, when it came time for me to get married, I got married to a girl from a Hindu family. Whats that smell? Im not going to open myself up to that. Bill Maher is like, These Muslims, 85 percent of them hate our freedom. I listen to NPR. And I had a sister. She closes her book. I turn around and I look, but shes gone. Hindus and Muslims are like the Montagues and Capulets of India. Because Ive played all my cards. Log kya kahenge? Very heavy. Be like this, be like this. [laughter] [whistling, whooping] Whats up? Do that with this, and then lick the lips and go, Whats up? Im practicing it. Why dont you ask me the question, then Ill ask Hasan? Thats the way our parents are. Professor X, Magneto, that close. She has a PhD. One year, she came to school and brought me a Ghostbusters proton pack. Shes like, Hasan bhai, come back! Im like, Eat my dust, immigrant. Im flying. Six years old, Janice Malo. Incredible! Im going to sneak out. Im going to put this in my car.. So big. I do. Doctor sees me. Elder siblings, we walk through the world like, Do people love me? And youre like, Mom and Dad fucked up with you, not with me. [shocked laughter] Shes like, Take it for one lap around the block. [speaking Hindi] I grab those handlebars, Im like, Fuck that noise. Boom. Did you forget? Hes like, Hasan, how could I forget that its your birthday? These cookies do not store any personal information. His father was disappointed after learning that Minhaj had recently interacted with the classmate in a brusque way. Minhaj broke the news on Twitter, saying, "I got to work with the best writers, producers, researchers, and animators in the. Now, against the advice of my therapist I make contact. Like, I really wanted to go with you. I love you! Youre the color of poop. Thats memory number one. She runs up to me and hugs me. Yeah. Im standing there. Hasan bhai! Im like, Yo, kick rocks! I go play tetherball. The first time you experience racism? Starbucks, Wi-Fi, freeways, happy birthday. ' And Im looking at her, and Im so embarrassed. I take off. Wheres Osama? Hey, 2631 Regatta Lane, thats where you live, right? This is a secret that nobody told me! She was like, Fuck that. She saw me doing this shit in the street. How easy is my name? I understand. Minhaj's, 'Homecoming King', is a public discourse which is reaching out to large crowds and making them aware about the life of the immigrant families, several societal norms, current governmental policies, differences in race, power and literacy. All rights reserved. It is amazing. Thats a big hand. We just celebrated our one-year anniversary, so its one year down, forever to go. Im like, Why arent you saying something? They want you to audition. We get there. All the time. Dax wonders if Hasan is attracted to . Do you know when br0wn kids get slapped? Get him married before she changes her mind. She stepped up. Thats the price we pay for being here. Thats when I was like, We really are from two different generations. BMX bikes aside. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. No beef! Right? He invites the audience into some of the most intimate moments of his existence, letting us relive his confusion, joy, anger, and hurt. Now youre like, Lets be reasonable with the bigots. What? And then he just walks back into the house with glass in his feet. Sweetie, we love you, we think youre great. Sharer; Tweet; WhatsApp; By Posted on September 15, 2018. It was like Inception. Just all traps. This is fucked up. Thirty years ago in a town in India, population 990,000 thats a small town my dad heard a buzz in the streets about this woman named Seema, my mom. But what makes matters worse is, you had me socially crucified in front of everybody. But the reason why I write about you is because I see you kept your promise. What is that? [raucous laughter]. Davis, what's up? Run it with me. Were walking down the hallway, and I see all these photos of the old correspondents that came before me. I have to change my pants. I was like, Im a headliner. You know, I kept doing comedy. Im a mere mortal. Im walking back and forth in my shitty one-bed apartment, like, Im going to die here. And its amazing how racism will always happen to you when you need it the most. "Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester" is set to premiere worldwide on Oct. 4 on Netflix. Listen, me and my girlfriends live in Manhattan and we were wondering if we could get some tix? Question mark. Were all going to prom? Theres br0wn dads here, like, If my son did that, I would shoot myself and then shoot him. He says yes. Dont you get it? We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. I dont get it. You get it, right? Ive got this shit following me around on the playground. Im like, No! Then I hear [sings Daily Show theme] I know that voice. Mr Reed can give you a ride home. And I was like, No, I have my bike. And I just biked home and played Mario Kart. We can speak at home and outside. Shes like, I wish I could have gone with you. I did keep my promise, though. Keema roti, me? I see a curb. And one time in middle school a girl called the house. So when 9-11 happened I was in high school. She rams her arm into the door, leans out and gives me a kiss. And I think its just that, like, immigrants love secrets. Im asking you, say something! He looks at me and goes, Hasan [speaking Hindi] [speaking Hindi] These things happen, and these things will continue to happen. I was like, Why? You know when I emigrated to this country in 1982, I thought if I let you go to a school dance, you would join a gang, get a girl pregnant and become a drug dealer, in one night. Cinemark I got on Facebook, I got super cocky. It was all a dream. But its not a dream, its the universe telling you, Its a Fair and Lovely world. I had to bring it back here. Turn left. She was like the iPhone 8. So for her first birthday, he wanted it to be special. Im going to do that, then Ill come home. And I did a set at the Comedy Store. Daily Show, Fox News, five avenues away from each other. Nothing! Dont worry, it wont take long. Hindus and Muslims. And now Mrs Reeds like, Hey, honey, we know so much about Bethany, but we dont know anything about you. My dad wakes me up super early in the morning. Copyright 2023 US Catholic. We can speak two languages. Its beautiful, the sun is setting, its one of those gorgeous evenings. This is the American dream. Every immigrant father feels like if they brought you to the US Happy Birthday. Big, delicious sliders, only at your Pizza Hut. I put on the JC Penney suit. Lets go to the airport. Come on, Dad. The special navigates serious subjects while still being laugh-out-loud funny. Dude, we did that to the Japanese. Its like 20 feet. Hasan bhai is a comedian.. Hes like, Thats a good point. Reply. Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter I gave you the first ride. And Im looking down at her, and Im like, Man Im being a dick. Like, this whole time I was looking for acceptance from Cody, Corey and Cole [laughter] and I had it right here this entire time. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King Photos View All Photos Movie Info Genre: Comedy, Stand-up Director: Christopher Storer Release Date (Streaming): May 23, 2017 Runtime: 1h 12m Cast & Crew Hasan. People here with girlfriends are like, Babe, its different with you. Youre lying and thats okay. And were about to pull up and we get to the door, and my dad is about to ring the doorbell, when he says the sentence that is the killer of every br0wn kids dream. Good job? So by my senior year of high school, I had yet to go to a school dance, I had been cut from the basketball team, and I had just got off this medicine called Accutane so my skin and face was peeling. They did this to me. Have you guys seen Real Time With Bill Maher? Ive never seen so many people with spray tans hate people of color. Hasan bhai! All the kids at the urinal are like, Uh! You should be proud. Who is proud? I go to the airport. Get into Stanford.. To tell them youre good enough. I dont want to marry! Log kya kahenge! Why? And, like, she learned English. You shouldnt relax. And I can feel it. There are uncles here. Its late. And Im like, It is late. And shes like I should go home. I was like, Yeah, you should Why did you say that? I fell in love here. You are choking. Youve got leverage. Tools, Clear History. You guys do this all the time. And it is Aisha, and she is pissed. Now blood is gushing down my arm, and Im pissed, Im fucking mad. He implored Minhaj to be the bigger person. The starring, who is also the writer of the video, Hasan Minhaj grows up in an India American Muslim background. Number two, you want me to change my life to appease some aunty and uncle Im never going to see? Put your head down. Oh, my God. Not us. Weve got to get better about our cartoon policy. She was turning five. He goes, Hey, man, just slow down. I love you guys. Well in Homecoming King, Hasan Minhaj explores his experiences of growing up as a first-generation immigrant in hilarious detail, taking long-gone embarrassments and turning them into. You guys wanna know a secret? Send that shit right now! I had to bring it back here. Im about to pop a wheelie. Were in the hospital. But I was like, No, shes different. I hit her up late at night. All we had was that stolen moment in my driveway. 8.2. We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. Directed by: Christopher Storer This has, um This has been a very good year for me. Im like, Uh Racist Randy wants that red sauce. Your brain can be racist, but your body will just betray you. Kind of like tonight. Its done. [audience sighs] And shes like, Oh, my God, honey, did Bethany not tell you? Wow, you dick. You stood up the new girl? Now the ball is in our court, were going to be bigoted? Homecoming King has the vibe of a dinner-party story by your funniest friend and focuses on Minhaj's family backstory and upbringing in California, where his parents moved from India. Us? You want me to change my life for Naila Aunty? Youre always stressed and always tired. But you know we were 18, right? So I cant say anything. Last two names: Hasan Minhaj, Bethany Reed. You dont want to overkill it with the MJ cologne. Laugh. Do you need a ride home? 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