. You look like a frog, looks like you were born in a log. Lol, you think you are hot in front of your gf, but all you can do is turn on the . BlazingPack. AUHH", DUMBASS BOY run that shit back. the mavericks . You got a gfuel tattoo under your armpit. Description. Jason 's so Jewish and so gay at the synagogue they call . tests, Yeah nigga and ya mom put you on punishment because you responded to her text in all caps with an exclamation mark at the end nigga. 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out and it cracked open as soon as it touched the ground dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck, Uhuh and yo ugly ass smell like gorilla elbow juice with mustard on it.. dumb ass boy and you went fishing in the Ishikari River in Japan and got assassinated by a nigga in a Orochimaru costume my nigga you dumb as fuck, You the first person in the world to kick down window shields in the suburbs on range rovers dumb ass boy you tilted yo head up down and then to the left and you entered 3rd person mode in real life dumb ass boy you solved a rubiks cube by flipping it upside down dumb ass boy you ugly as shit, Nigga Roman muted you in VC3 because you was e-sleeping with Loofy dumb ass boy and then Kevin Hart DM'ed you in afghanistan with a screwdriver in his ear asking if you wanted a coupon to McDonalds for a free Mc Flurry dumb ass boy you dumb as fuck nigga, Ass boy ya great great gandfather lives In Japan and he made a living by selling hair follicules to horny mexican school bus drivers on the dark web dumb ass nigga that's why you tried to sexually seduce iCarly before she was famous on top of the london bridge with a peeled banana in yo pocket dumb ass boy you stupid as fuck, Shut up nigga you and iron man made a duet piano song using a Nektar Midi Controller dumb ass boy and then spider man spit out all of his webs on yo momma bellybutton and put a fork in it and them took a bite and throw up on her toenails dumb ass boy you ugly as fuck, That was ass boy that's why yo computer shuts down every night at 3 AM because the cats and the roaches be biting yo ethernet cords dumb ass boy and you got african kick boxers training yo step cousin how to ice-skate using a choo-choo train set in zimbabwe dumb ass boy, Nigga that's why you can't even clip yo toenails by yoself yo mom gotta cut yo shit with safety scissors and shape them up with obsidian abstract dumb ass nigga ya mother got 13 different kids from 8 different niggas dumb ass boy you stupid as fuck, Shut yo retarded ass up nigga you commit suicide by putting a picture frame around yo neck and hanging that bitch to a ceiling fan using an extendo clip to an AK-47 and an already used parachute my nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me, What boy you were born and raised in the ghetto nigga you gotta get a pot and take that bitch to yo bathroom and fill it up with water and take it back to the kitchen just to have some water to use when you wash the dishes you broke ass nigga fuck is yo dumb ass talkin bout boy you stupid as fuck, Nope nigga yo mother was on Channel 11 getting chased down by the Swat team because she was kidnapping kids by tracking they IP's through Poptropica servers bitch ass nigga you was surf boarding in yo bathroom and you wasnt even surfing in yo bath tub nigga you was surfing in yo sink dumb ass nigga, Nigga you went to sponge bob square pants house and that nigga tought you how to make a crabby patty without buns on but instead he used yo ass cheeks cuz you was gay asf and you wanted meat inside yo ass crack gay ass nigga, Stop talkin nigga Thanos and the Terminator teamed up and still couldn't beat you in a juggling competition and then they turned around and drop kicked yo knee caps cuz mustard fell fell on they eye-lashes because yo disabled ass momma tried to squirt mustard on her hot-dog and missed dumb ass nigga, No boy that's why yo step sister gave birth to a Venus Fly Trap and she passed away instantly because the plant absorbed all of her fluid juices dumb ass boy that's why yo pet cat commited suicide by eating approximately 3.47 pounds of yo edibles that you left sitting on yo dorito bag dumb ass nigga, Nigga you was on round 84 in a black ops 3 zombies match and you hit the box and a crawler came behind you and flicked yo left ankle and yo character fell to the ground and all you saw was the "wasted" text from GTA 5 dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, Shut up nigga Dr. awwwwwww my middle finger likes you. yo laptops internal webcam drivers 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bitch ass stupid ass nigga fuck is wrong with you, What boy yo grandma made alligator flavored pop-sicles by fusing them bitches with dry cactus DNA ugly ass nigga fuck is wrong with yo ass boy, Nah nigga that shit was actually terrible my nigga I was on tour with my niggas 3 months ago and caught yo ass moon walking on the calabasas tryna recreate blue face and DDG's new hit song called Moonwalking in the calabasas bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga yo grandma got a old pair of dentures that teleport to random places in her house because she got a rare disease that makes her saliva switch deminsions nigga she weird as fuck, What boy your dad works at six flags and gets paid 93 cents a day just do spray the roller coaster tracks with clorox bleach every 347 minutes nigga you lame as shit, Nigga yo mom got a flat screen TV in her 3 story garage just so she can binge watch robot chicken while she clean out yo 4 month old mcdonalds mcgriddle bag my nigga you ugly as shit, Nigga yo step sister sold her ps4 remote control charger in exchange for a empty locos taco burrito shell because she has an addiction to using them bitches as napkins nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga yo grandma got a 3 inch tv in her closet thats dedicated to searching up videos on how to have drip by prettyboyfredo, Your doctor perscribed you a legendary set of dual wield tooth brushes because yo dirty ass got 56 different species of cavities in yo mouth my nigga you nasty as shit, What boy you survived a plane crash in south africa and as soon as you got out the plane you just took a 2 hour long shit behind a tree my nigga you ugly as shit, Nigga the chief executive leader of the Ku Klux Klan snuck into yo house my nigga just so he could put his big toe on yo lips then sneak back out my nigga you stupid as fuck, What boy you came out the womb swinging yo umbellical cord around like a cowboy rope throwin that shit at the doctors knee caps my nigga just so you could kidnap they doctors outfits because you thought that shit was stylish as fuck my nigga you ugly as shit, My nigga you got a special disease that makes you increase in height whenever you smell farts my nigga and Donald Trump found out about it and put you under solitary confinement to run tests on yo elbows my nigga you weird as shit, Stop talking nigga ya dad was the 5th president of the united states and he vetoed a bill that could've ended slavery boy your relatives are racist nigga, Nigga ya mom passed away at the cell games from Dragon Ball Z cuz a kamehameha blast scraped her forehead boy fuck is wrong with you, nope nope nope ya mom was famous in the hiden leaf village because she helped Hinata build up the courage to express her feelings towards naruto like shit boy you ugly as shit stop talkin to me, Nigga yo step dad tripped and fell off the london bridge because a legendary pokemon was biting his Gucci shoe strings because they was unties because that nigga don't even know how to tie his shoe strings nigga fuck is wrong with ya family boy, You the only nigga I know that thought Justin Bieber was an unknown species of bievers dumb ass boy stop talking to me nigga you ugly as shit, Nigga shut up your father is the second best uno player in the world he magically gets 18 draw 4 cards in a single match because he makes special ancient lucky prayers to the Giene from the arabian knights like shit boy you ugly as fuck, Nigga PewDiePie made a reaction video to you fingering yo booty hole with a 3d printed discord logo and he disliked the video and reported it to youtubes email dumb ass boyyou ugly as fuck, Nigga you just mad because yo step sister literally closed her left eye and opened it and it turned into an incomplete rinnegan that niggas ancestors from 3000 years ago was Itachi's uncle my nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga the number in yo discord tag stands for how many times you've gotten yo ass beat in Middle School my nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga you that one dude that slap boxes in High School and get mad whenever a nigga weave you left hook yo ass get to kicking niggas ugly ass boy, Fuck no boy you paid 800$ just to get the level 20 role dumb ass boy fuck is wrong with you, Yo fat ass grandma drink all the bacon grease out the pan as an appetizer before she eat breakfast fat ass bitch fuck is wrong with you, Fuck up nigga you perfectly place plastic cups in yo ear thinking you hearing the ocean dumb ass boy thought he had a sea shell nigga dumb as fuck, Fuck up nigga yo momma masturbates with an oragami dildo she made out of copy paper my nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me, Your jewish father stapled a cucumber to his ear because he wanted to try out for the Zimbabwe Nambya tribe my nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga ya mom farted on the statue of liberaty and it instantly started molding my nigga you nasty as shit stop talking to me nigga, Nigga you just mad because yo number 2 pencil snapped during yo End Of Course assessments in yo 7th grade chemistryclass like shit my nigga you dumb as shit, Nigga ya mom got kicked out of a top tier mc donalds resturant because she jumped over the counter and grabbed every ketch-up packet and stuffed it in her bullet proof MCM purse my nigga you dumb as shit, Nigga I looked at yo grandma laptop and I went to her bookmarks and all I seen was a youtube video titled "How To Bookmark For Beginners" dumb ass bitch what are you talking about, Terrible nigga ya mom got a magic washing machine boy she put a empty gatorade bottle in it and it turned into a filled powerade bottle stupid ass weird ass nigga fix ya house, You just mad cuz yo ex girlfriend left you when she found out she had more robux than you broke ass boy stop talking to me, Nigga ya grandmas daughter taught Michael jackson how to moon walk with sketchers on back in 1987 dumb ass nigg fuck is you saying to me nigga, Nigga your mom is dumb as fuck she an ancient believer that theirs eleventy-seven numbers in the alphabet stupid ass nigga fuck is you talkin bout, Nigga you literally are 100% prepared for a zombie apocolypse because you thought you was gon recreate the plants vs zombies game and grow 900 million plants and inject random super powers in each plant just to survive like shit nigga you're retarded as fuck, You're literally weird as fuck nigga you eat oreos by taking an oreo and cutting that shit in 4 pieces with a kitchen knife then tossing that bitch in yo mouth like it's some skittles like shit nigga you retarded as fuck, Nigga your mother was literally main actress in a winter roleplay survival adventure game cenctered around the colonization of Quebec boy you ugly as fuck stop talkin, Nigga your mom is literally known in the white house because she deep throated 7 of the U.S. presidents nigga ya mom is a federal thot fuck is you sayin nigga, You literally got kicked out of a London tea party because you was listening to rap music at the V.I.P.